Paul McCartney’s ‘My Valentine’ Featuring Natalie Portman and Johnny Depp

izziethestrange:

Knifeplay, my forgotten Master.

Please, please take me back and torture me with your sweet pleasure

slimmaniac:

Win A Date With Mike Patton!!!

By Sean Smith

www.slimmaniac.tumblr.com

View it larger here:

http://deathbycartoon.deviantart.com/art/Win-A-Date-With-Mike-Patton-280379193

I, (state your name), do, hereby, solemnly swear that I will not behave in the manner of a crazy ex-girlfriend. I will not participate in foolish or destructive behavior. I promise to act in a dignified fashion and that means I will not do stupid things, no matter how I might rationalize them….

mentalpoison:

Tebow and Brady LOL

satansthong:

Porn logic updated!